Angelina Jolie & Disney's Maleficent Just Got Parodied In A Wickedly Raunchy Porno CalledMalefic*nt!
This gives a whole new meaning to the idea of a Disney ride, LOLz!!
From a few of the same folks who brought you The Knobbit comes an equally erotic porn parody that satirizes on one of your favorite childhood fairy tales!
Feast your eyes loins on Malefic*nt! Yikes! Even the title for Malefi-C-U-Next-Tuesday is so raunchy that we had to censor it!
The porn is obvs a parody of Maleficent, the Angelina Jolie film set to hit theaters on May 28th, except this version will feature way more hardcore penetration!!
The X-rated extravaganza stars vixen Violet Monroe as Princess Aurora, Romi Rain as the titular (emphasis on tit) villain, & some super seXXXy stud namedRead the rest of this entry »
Tags: angelina jolie, disney, gifs, maleficent, porn, porn parody, sex, sleeping beauty, violet monroe, xxx
Duke Student & Porn Starlet Belle Knox Defends Her Adult Career On The View! But Wait Until You See What Sherri Shepherd Says To Her!
You have to be smart to go to Duke. Just like you have to be sexy (usually) to work in porn.
Luckily for Belle Knox, she’s got the brains and the bod to do both!
The 18-year-old has been paying for her $60,000 a year education by doing hardcore sex scenes on camera! And when a fellow Blue Devil student outed her XXX career earlier this month, she made headlines around the world!
No stranger to hot topics, the ladies of The View welcomed Belle to the table this week to give her a chance to explain why she turned to porn in order to make money.
According to Belle: Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: barbara walters, belle knox, duke university, porn, school, sex, sherri shepherd, the view, tv news, xxx
XXX Cam Girls Are Making BANK This Valentine's Day! Get The Pornographic Deets HERE!
If you're in a loving and supportive relationship, Valentine's Day can be one of the most FABULOUS holidays of the year!
But for the millions of Americans who aren't, well, it can kind of suck!
But even the single and desperate to mingle have found something to spend their money on tonight!!!
Chocolate and flowers? Nah, not so much!
Believe it or not, Valentine's Day is actually a record breaking sales day for PORNOGRAPHY!!! Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: business blitz, gifs, holidaze, love line, money, porn, relationship, sex, single, valentines day, xxx
Miley Cyrus Tweets Out XXX Halloween Pic! See It HERE!
Some people like their porn in a magazine, some people like it online.
Miley Cyrus likes her porn carved into the side of a pumpkin!
LOLz!
Leave it up to Miley to make Halloween a little more x-rated than usual, with some very graphic pumpkin carving!! The Wrecking Ball singer spent a lot of time and effort on these — including the obligatory pot leave and 420 reference — before posting them online for the world to see!
Why aren't they lit up and on your stoop, girl??
Also, regardless of content, we're pretty impressed by these! We know exactly what each of them are, and we wonder if she did them all herself or with some friends!
Hopefully she didn't do it with family. Ew!
Ha! Ch-ch-check out the uncensored gourds (below)!!
P.S. — Have U seen Miley (and others) as super spooky blood sucking vamps yet?? If not, CLICK HERE!!
[Images via Twitter.]
Lena Dunham NOT Horny Over Girls Porn Parody
Lena Dunham, the creator, writer and star of HBO's Girls — which already includes a healthy dose of (faked) onscreen sex — is NOT super thrilled about the upcoming Hustler Girls porn parody.
The explicit film, titled This Ain't Girls XXX, follows the sexual adventures of porno version Hannah (Alex Chance) as she gets sexy with her "girls".
It also shows her engaging in BDSM with porno version Adam (Richie Calhoun).
Now, some show/film creators might consider a porn version of their product to be a silly, sexy homage to the original source material, but Lena has some thought provoking reasons for her negative reaction…
Reasons we tend to agree with!
Read Mz. Dunham's explanation in its FULL Twitter glory …AFTER THE JUMP!!!Read the rest of this entry »
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Confesses To Doing High Priced Porn!
The Teen Mom star is finally admitting that she starred in a porno- but she says it was meant for her personal private use!
She needs the porn she watches to star her? Wow! We bet she thinks this story is about her too! Ha!
Actually, she claims she wanted the video as a personal keepsake- call it modern day scrapbooking- but now she's willing to sell it, for the right price.
So how much does the reality star want for the video? No less than… Read the rest of this entry »
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's Mom Can't Believe She Made A Sex Tape!
Farrah Abraham may be having some trouble denying her role in a new porn video, but there's at least one person still in her corner.
The Teen Mom star's own mom Debra Danielsen says there is no way her little angel would have made a sex tape. She says: Read the rest of this entry »
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